For the next few weeks, I'll be posting the work I do through out the boot camp.
Warning, today's story might be a bit offensive. If you don't have a stomach for dirty jokes or potty humor, you probably will never read my blog again. On the other hand, if you like a good dick joke and are just as perverted as my friends and I, than your gonna love this one!
Today, I'm going to change the format of these posts a little. I'll give you the prompt AFTER the story. The set up is kind of fun in this one and I think the prompt might give some stuff away too early.
See, I told you this was kind of fucked up!
Warning, today's story might be a bit offensive. If you don't have a stomach for dirty jokes or potty humor, you probably will never read my blog again. On the other hand, if you like a good dick joke and are just as perverted as my friends and I, than your gonna love this one!
Today, I'm going to change the format of these posts a little. I'll give you the prompt AFTER the story. The set up is kind of fun in this one and I think the prompt might give some stuff away too early.
Employee of the Month
by Cruz Andronico Fernandez
Daniel worked in a nice office, with nice people, in a nice building. He
was an upstanding citizen. Last month, he was Employee of the Month. He was
even dating the boss’s daughter, with full approval from the boss. Daniel was
on the fast track to the top. But Daniel was also a massive pervert.
He
loved porn of every kind; Old ladies, Young Ladies, Anal, Oral, gay, straight,
human, animal, animated, and puppets. He couldn't help himself. It is safe to
say he had an addiction. No one in the office knew that he would sneak away
into the bathroom, an empty office, or the janitor's closet, to jack it to porn
on his phone.
Daniel
loved the taboo. He got off on how wrong it was. The possibility of getting
caught really got his blood pumping. Some days he would do this two or three
times. Today, he is on a record four jerk off sessions in one day.
When
his co-worker, Jennifer, leans over his desk to show him the statistics on a
report, he gets a quick glimpse of her nipple. Time for round five!
Daniel
finishes his short meeting with Jennifer and quickly looks for a new video to
watch on his phone, before he heads off to the broom closet. Unfortunately, he's
used up the battery on his phone in his last few pocket-pool sessions. His
phone dead and his balls blue, Daniel makes the brilliant decision to print out
some pictures from the internet. As Dan is searching for the best pudd whacking
images, he recalls a series of photos he took of the boss’s daughter. As luck
would have it, he saved them to the cloud. He pulls them up and glories at the
pictures of his girlfriend in all manner of compromising positions. He even
Photoshoped some of them so that it appeared she was entertaining a few farm
animals.
These
would do nicely. Enter and Print.
Daniel
watches his printer with anticipatory sweat beading on his forehead.
Nothing.
He
checks the status icon; everything seems ok.
Still
nothing.
He
checks the paper tray; it's full.
Now
nervous sweat is dripping down his back. He checks the print application on his
computer. The program shows that the job has printed successfully. He looks
back at his printer. Nothing. He looks back at the computer. He finds the
problem. Daniel has sent the print job to another printer in the office.
Daniel
stands up from his cubical and scans the office nervously. He sits back down. What to do?
Daniel
in a pickle.
He
gets back up and quickly makes his way to the community printer, where he has
accidentally sent the inappropriate photos.
The
pictures are not there.
He
looks around the office for signs of someone walking away with the photos.
Everyone is in their cubical, dutifully doing their work. Daniel doesn't know
what to do. All his fears and secret desires have come true. He is exposed.
He's going to loose his job. He's going to loose his girlfriend. Daniel needs
to jack it right away.
He
runs to the bathroom and squeezes out a furious load of shame. Out of breath
and dripping sweat, Daniel contemplates what to do next. His mind runs through
a series of wild scenarios. He could walk out and never return. He could claim
someone played a sick joke on him. He could walk into the office with an
automatic weapon and kill everyone in the place before the photos have a chance
to circulate.
Now
his bowls begin to give way. He quickly sits down and shits. The smell of his
own stink is too much for him. Daniel brakes down into tears. Semen on his
hand, shit on his ass, and tears on his face, Daniel is not feeling like the
employee of the month.
With
no other real choice, Daniel cleans himself up and prepares to face the music.
As
Daniel steps out of the bathroom, he's nearly run over by the tech cart. The
tech cart is just that, a cart used by the IT guy to fix problems with the
computers, the internet, the phones, and the printers. Dan follows it.
The
tech cart stops at the community printer. Daniel asks what the problem is. The
tech guy tells him that the network is acting up and all the jobs that go to
that printer are lost, even if they register as printed succesfully. He assures Dan that the problem
will be corrected soon and that Dan should just use the printer at his desk.
The tech guy is puzzled and a little weirded
out when Daniel hugs him. The tech guy notices that Dan is very sweaty, appears
to have been crying, and smells a little like shit.
Day 4
Sent to the Wrong Printer
You’re at work and you print something personal (and sensitive). Unfortunately, you’ve sent
it to the wrong printer and, by the time you realize it, somebody else has already scooped
it up.
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